Steven Wright

Ever wonder who my favorite comedian of all time would be? For stand-up, no one could beat Steven Wright:

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn’t know what to add to it.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn’t hear a thing.

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