Steven Wright

Ever wonder who my favorite comedian of all time would be? For stand-up, no one could beat Steven Wright:

A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, ‘Wish you were here.’.

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I’ve forgotten this before.

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’

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