Steven Wright

Ever wonder who my favorite comedian of all time would be? For stand-up, no one could beat Steven Wright:

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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