The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
|What’s for dinner?||Can I help you with dinner?||Where would you like to go for dinner?||Here, have some chocolate.|
|Are you wearing that?||Wow, you sure look good in brown!||WOW! Look at you!||Here, have some chocolate|
|What are you so worked up about?||Could we be overreacting?||Here’s my paycheck.||Here, have some chocolate.|
|Should you be eating that?||You know, there are a lot of apples left.||Can I get you a glass of wine with that?||Here, have some chocolate.|
|What did you DO all day?||I hope you didn’t over-do it today.||I’ve always loved you in that robe!||Here, have some more chocolate.|
This guide was sent to me by my wife. Trust me, it works.
( Originally posted 6/7/2006 )