Chilling Photobombs

Lord, I am so tired of all these click bait headlines on Facebook. They are all slow as Christmas and 90% of them have no original content. One page will put it together, and then 100 will copy it and promote it on Facebook. However, I do enjoy the actual content, if you can get to see it.

So, without further ado, I am pirating the “chilling photobombs” click bait headline and giving it my own touch.

Cory Booker drove to Hawaii?

One of my favorite tweeters, Richard Nixon, had this to offer this morning:

Which threw me back to a post I did on Corey a few years ago:

Now, to be fair to Corey, that diatribe is a muddled mess leading to a suggestion to open a New Jersey diner in Hawaii. That really isn’t necessary or a shortcoming of Hawaii.  And, quite frankly, is a waste of taxpayers time and money discussing it on the floor.

However, what perplexed me most about Dick’s comment was “the far left will love him”.

This was Corey’s thoughts on “far left” not too long ago:

So, he’s not “far left” by his own definition.  He just wants to decriminalize drugs, and agrees with every single thing Obama tells him to, including selling out Israel for Iran.

Steven Wright

Ever wonder who my favorite comedian of all time would be? For stand-up, no one could beat Steven Wright:

When I die, I’m gonna leave my body to science fiction.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, ‘Wish you were here.’.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

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Basketball and anatomy

Was just outside shooting basketball with my ten year old step-daughter. I gave her a body block, stole the ball, and decided to go for a long, long, long 3-pointer from the next door neighbor’s front yard. The ball arched through the air as the most graceful bird god ever created swooped aimlessly through the skies. Unfortunately that bird landed on the rim just as this downtown 3 pointer missed the center by just enough to actually sever the bird’s head from it’s body.

I immediately thought this might be the opportunity to explain some real-life anatomy along with some really bad puns to the 10 year old girl.

She wasn’t interested.