Nancy Pelosi is a couple of Presidents behind

Now, after all the grief SOME people have given Kellyanne Conway over the Bowling Green massacre, I fully expect the same amount of humor, derision, and all out condemnation of Pelosi thinking this is still 2001.

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Liberals Jumping the Shark

The radical liberal lefts have completely jumped the shark.  OK, “jump the shark” refers to one of the original crazy moments of American television.  It was a moment so contrived that it pretty much just wrecked an entire very successful series. I remember it well:

That was my very first “wtf” moment. I didn’t get it. A guy who was raised in the city, rode motorcycles, and rarely did anything more physically demanding than uttering “whooaaa” was suddenly an accomplished skier who could jump ramps over a shark who knew enough to stay inside the buoys. It was contrived. It wasn’t real. It didn’t work at all. It marked the beginning of the end for Happy Days.

Now, 40 years later, that logic isn’t lost on younger generations. For example, this happened during Trump’s Inauguration:

OK, she’s teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown, at the eight second mark she looks directly at the camera to make SURE they are ready, then has a total meltdown for all the world to see.  That clip got plenty of airplay.  However, the rest of the interview hasn’t so much:

Now, the problem I see here, is she is obviously not capable of dealing with national issues that don’t go her way.  People are referring to these people as buttercups.  The person holding the Mussolini poster behind her probably isn’t doing much better dealing with modern events.  There have been all sorts of goofball whacked out “protests” over the majority of states in this country choosing a President that Hollywood didn’t approve of.  What our buttercup here doesn’t get is the actions of her, and Hollywood, ARE the reason their candidate of choice didn’t get elected in the first place.  We don’t want our children being so fragile they can’t cope with an election that occurs every four years.  I have had to endure their candidates of choice my entire life.  We had Carter being visited by aliens, Clinton staining intern’s dresses, and Obama proclaiming the virtues of terrorists, drug dealers, and Muslims while lambasting everything the United States’ stood for.  That, buttercup, is why we have a President Trump.  All the temper tantrums in the world by people incapable of dealing with the reality that their extreme views are not the norm will not change the fact that we live in a republic, not a democracy, and just because everyone in Los Angeles votes for one of their own preferred political party doesn’t determine the fate of the country.

This won’t be my only post referencing the loony left jumping the shark.  It’s just too easy entertainment.

The Day the Internet lost its innocence

Ever wonder when the Internet went bad?  When ads started infiltrating every single aspect of your cruising experience?  Are you like I am and remember a day when the internet was still a bastion of eggheads that ruled the planet via 600 baud dialups?  Well, if you’re like me, you’re older than you think.  That image in this post header set me back a little longer than I expected.  What it is, you see, is the first documented banner ad.

Now, Hotwired still exists.  You can visit them and thank them for what they, along with AT&T, brought forth.  I’m not sure they ever contributed anything else to the Internet, but, that was probably more than enough.  Now, what Hotwired did not bring to the Internet, but the people crediting Hotwired with cursing us with banner ads in October 1994 did, was give us good reasons for hyperlinks.  Their address is:

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/

The agony of defeat

When I was growing up, and for most of my life, the agony of defeat was epitomized by the opening sequence of Wide World of Sports.  Everyone remembers that sequence:

For 50 years, Vinko Bogataj crashing on the sky jump was the epitome of the agony of defeat.  It was pretty much assumed nothing could ever look worse.

As of this weekend, he’s been replaced:

I have no idea what their problem is, or for that matter even what their gender is, but it must be horrific.  Given all the insane leftist rhetoric over the last few months, I can only imagine what they’re thinking. ( Think I’m exaggerating?   Which one is the sanest, Ashley Judd claiming Trump has wet dreams about his daughter,

Or, Madonna spewing profanities suggesting she wanted to blow up the White House:

We got a real bunch of winners here.  Considering how extreme the rhetoric has gotten, I’m kind of surprised all the peaceful protestors destroyed were the buildings housing two of Hillary Clinton’s faithful donors.

Trump isn’t legitimate?

I’m getting tired of all this whining going on.  Seriously, do these people not realize what big babies they sound like?  Now, the latest rhetoric is Trump isn’t their “legitimate” President.  So, because of that they’re just skipping the inauguration and what not.  Hollywood, once again, has fallen all over themselves with this mantra and now petty politicians are following lockstep inline.

Seriously, they really are serious.  They don’t really bother me that much because, at the end of the day, their opinions mean nothing.  However, NOW we’ve got Representative John Lewis making the exact same whine:

We’re supposed to just assume that all these people chanting the exact same chorus are just a coincidence.  However, John Lewis and his cohorts do bother me.  They make the laws that govern the entire country.  It’s kind of a big deal that they know the laws dontcha think?  They very obviously have no clue how the government they represent even works.  None.  Nada.  Zero.  He’s been there since 1987 and never has learned WHY the electoral college worked in this case perfectly.  His only supporting argument is the fact that California alone overwhelmed the popular vote of the rest of the entire country, including his home state that he supposedly represents.  So, disregarding the device that protects his home state from one or two very powerful states from dictating their will over the majority of the country, and disregarding the will of his own voters, he’s decided it’s all wrong and he’s going to whine about it.  Georgia must be so proud.  He’s sold out Georgia for California.  And Hollywood loves him for it.  Granted his county may have voted for Hillary, but he’s supposed to be representing the state, not just a county or two.  Besides never having learned how our republic works, he obviously never figured out his own job description.  There’s a long list of Democrats who don’t have a clue as well.  As Hollywood and CNN have supported Soros’s efforts, the list has grown:

  • Rep. Terri A. Sewell (AL)
  • Rep. Ruben Gallego (AZ)
  • Rep. Raúl M. Grijalva (AZ)
  • Rep. Karen Bass (CA)
  • Rep. Tony Cardenas (CA)
  • Rep. Judy Chu (CA)
  • Rep. Mark DeSaulnier (CA)
  • Rep. Jared Huffman (CA)
  • Rep. Barbara Lee (CA)
  • Rep. Ted Lieu (CA)
  • Rep. Zoe Lofgren (CA)
  • Rep. Jerry McNerney (CA)
  • Rep. Grace Napolitano (CA)
  • Rep. Lucille Roybal-Allard (CA)
  • Rep. Raul Ruiz (CA)
  • Rep. Mark Takano (CA)
  • Rep. Juan Vargas (CA)
  • Rep. Maxine Waters (CA)
  • Rep. Alan Lowenthal (CA)
  • Rep. Darren Soto
  • Rep. Frederica S. Wilson
  • Rep. Alcee Hastings
  • Rep. John Lewis (GA)
  • Rep. Luis V. Gutiérrez (IL)
  • Rep. Dan Lipinski (IL)
  • Rep. Mike Quigley (IL)
  • Rep. Jan Schakowsky (IL)
  • Rep. John Yarmuth (KY)
  • Rep. Chellie Pingree
  • Rep. Anthony Brown
  • Rep. Jamie Raskin (MD)
  • Rep. Katherine Clark
  • Rep. Michael Capuano (MA)
  • Rep. John Conyers
  • Rep. Keith Ellison
  • Rep. Bennie Thompson
  • Rep. William Lacy Clay
  • Rep. Carol Shea-Porter (NH)
  • Rep. Donald Payne Jr. (NJ)
  • Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (NJ)
  • Rep. Yvette Clarke (NY)
  • Rep. Adriano Espaillat (NY)
  • Rep. Jerrold Nadler (NY)
  • Rep. José E. Serrano (NY)
  • Rep. Nydia Velazquez (NY)
  • Rep. Louise M. Slaughter (NY)
  • Rep. Grace Meng (NY)
  • Rep. Alma Adams (NC)
  • Rep. G.K. Butterfield (NC)
  • Rep. Marcia L. Fudge (OH)
  • Rep. Earl Blumenauer (OR)
  • Rep. Kurt Schrader (OR)
  • Rep. Brendan Boyle (PA)
  • Rep. Robert Brady (PA)
  • Rep. Mike Doyle (PA)
  • Rep. Dwight Evans (PA)
  • Rep. Steve Cohen (TN)
  • Rep. Joaquin Castro (TX)
  • Rep. Lloyd Doggett (TX)
  • Rep. Al Green (TX)
  • Rep. Don Beyer (VA)
  • Rep. Gerry Connolly (VA)
  • Rep. A. Donald McEachin (VA)
  • Rep. Pramila Jayapal (WA)
  • Rep. Adam Smith (WA)
  • Rep. Mark Pocan (WI)

Not all are officially going on record as protesting due to his “illegitimacy”, but the bottom line is the same.

And, just a little historical perspective.  In the past, it’s not been unusual for members of the opposing parties to skip the inauguration. It’s just not that big a deal.  Probably the only thing different this time is the amount of rhetoric that has supported their decision.

Decentralizing the federal government

The most pointless piece of legislation ever passed by Congress was Section 4 US Code 72, which states:

(July 30, 1947, ch. 389, 61 Stat. 643.)
That may have served a purpose in 1947, but it serves none in 2017.  Four of the five richest counties in the United States are suburbs of DC.  There’s no need for that. With the advent of internet and high speed communications, two people can talk just as easily on opposite sides of the country as they can in the same city.  Imagine the impact of taking some of these huge bloated bureaucracies and putting them in Appalachia, the Midwest, or the Southwestern deserts.  Northern Virginia would lose some, but hell, they still would have all the lobbyists, corporations lobbying, embassies, etc..  They’d still be rich.  The only thing different would be the poor areas not being quite as poor.
Additionally, I have experienced the “Inside the Beltway” mentality.  It’s real.  A lot of very powerful people behave very differently INSIDE the Beltway than they do outside.  Maybe if we gave them more reasons to be walking amongst the common folk they’d think a little more responsibility.
Representative Jason Chaffetz gets it, exactly.  And, he knows the root of the legal problem:

Government needs to be closer to the people it regulates. As it stands, decision makers at various agencies are largely shielded from the impact of their decisions. Housing federal agencies in a city with one of the highest median incomes in the United States is not only expensive, but keeps federal bureaucrats in an economic and political bubble that offers a distorted view of the realities facing this country.

This resolution is the first step toward decentralizing federal agencies and initiating a process that shares the wealth of stable federal jobs with other communities across the United States. I look forward to working with my colleagues on legislation to identify locations where these agencies can best serve the American people.

– See more at: http://www.fedsmith.com/2017/01/12/chaffetz-its-time-to-get-federal-agencies-out-of-washington/#sthash.3RVHTiZm.dpuf

Tell your Representative to support HR 38.  It’s not enough to get the job done, but it’s a step in the right direction.  4 USC 72 needs to be repealed.  It does more damage than good now.  And quite frankly, with the advent of the threat of nuclear weapons falling into the hands of terrorists and rogue nations like North Korea and Iran, a decentralized federal government is a hell of a lot better idea than having the entire functioning government in one easy target.

Please sign the petition at change.org to let Conressman Chaffetz know you support his effort.

GOAT

Turn up the volume, get this video rolling, then read the rest:

I hate social acronyms.  Seriously, hate them.  In the age of silicon, people’s ability to communicate has reverted to a point probably just a little worse than just a little before the Dark Ages.  People speak so cryptically what they are saying could mean almost anything.  Today’s stupid sounding headline:

Aaron Rodgers made sure GOAT isn’t out of reach

Seriously, on the day of probably one of Aaron Rodgers’s favorite wins of his career, they think he’s worried about his goat not being at his side.

What’s that you say?  Even though they emphasize the word goat, they mean something completely different than what they typed?  You mean we are supposed to just assume they mean “greatest of all time” instead of an actual goat?

I can do that, but since Rodgers is nowhere near the discussion of the greatest of all time, there’s no point in assuming something that far-fetched.  It makes more sense to assume he misses his pet goat.  But, since ESPN chose to illustrate how cool they want people to think they are instead of concerning themselves with any possibility of delivering a clear message, I’m not going to read the article at all since it’s probably going to have a bunch more indecipherable slang that attempts to prove the impossible.

People, if something’s so valuable to you, spend the five seconds it takes to clearly state what it is.  BFF is “big friendly furniture”.  BAE is a “bad ass elevator”.  Get the point?  In ten years no one will be referring to GOATS as something good.  These headlines will look as silly as scientists claiming the world was heading for an ice age in the 70’s.  Spell it out.  Leave the trendy acronyms for 11 year old girls.

Got it?

 

More bad memes: Where oceans meet

And yet another, banner day on Facebook:

That’s not “where two oceans meet but do not mix”.  That’s glacial runoff, which is a very pure water, meeting ocean water, which is very salty and dirty.  Very shortly the clear water will become darker as well.

Of course, since religion is invoked, MOST people resort to name calling and insults.  There is no real discussion over whether the meme itself is accurate or not.

Shout out to the original photographer who did appreciate what was really happening:

More Bad memes: Gilligan dies every year

Ran across this on Facebook.  Facebook is an amazing source of wrong information ( fake news? ).

Only problem is, Bob Denver died in 2005.

Usually the origins of these memes is impossible to pin down.  In this case, the moron owned up to it, with several explanations:

Had no idea the dude was dead, saw a news article (NBC) talking about his death….so i cooked up this meme, i would take it down but I’m getting a kick out of watching you all come unglued that the man was already dead

And:

Some of you are acting like I’m the Russians, and I hacked Gilligan’s death and dug up his grave and killed him again lol…it was an honest mistake on my part, and would have quietly removed it, but the way that some of you are pissing and moaning and getting bent out of shape is far more pathetic than my incorrect meme……and that entertains me.

In other words, the attention outweighs the concern or respect for the person the meme was supposed to be honoring in the first place.  So, this piece of knowingly incorrect information will remain on the internet, and Facebook, forever, for nothing more than the author’s amusement.  I’m going to bet most of these memes have the exact same justification for existence, attention outweighs accuracy.

In the bigger picture, just an example of the “no responsibility” generation.  Don’t blame him for being wrong, he heard it somewhere else first, which makes it fair game.

John Kerry’s Israel meltdown

So, in a not-so-surprising move, with only weeks left in his presidency, Obama threw Israel under the bus. In a United Nations vote that defines settlements in West Bank and Jerusalem as “illegal”. the US abstained, allowing the vote to pass.  Traditionally, the US would have vetoed the vote.  Legally, it means essentially nothing.  However, it’s creating all kinds of diplomatic problems that will only make the situation in the Middle East worse, if that’s even imaginable. Obama doesn’t care about world peace, he only cares about stroking Muslim egos.

Apparently John Kerry was bothered by the criticism of Obama’s decision to throw the only democracy, and only ally we have in the Middle East under the bus.  So, he went public with his outrage:

It is important for people to know, that a major reason why he elected to throw a country under constant attack from Palestinian militia and terrorists under the bus on a world stage, is because the settlements make it impossible to make roads that go in a straight line.

Yes, he did say that.

His underlying argument is that although 99% of the geographic region that is the Middle East is extremist Islam controlled, the Israeli occupied area needs to be a two-state solution.  In theory so Iran knows who to bomb, and who not to bomb.  Right now their terrorists are killing innocent Palestinians whenever they try to blow up Jews.   That makes for messy social networking PR.

John Kerry and Obama are idiots.  Israel IS the two state solution.  The problem is the Muslims don’t accept that.  Israel has ceded lands already in efforts to appease the United Nations and Palestinians.  It got them nothing but more terrorist attacks.  If Palestinians want to live in extremist Islam rule, they have plenty to choose from within a hundred miles of where they are now.

Now, a lot of the reason I feel this way is because extremist totalitarian Islamic governments haven’t done much of anything good for the world.  Afghanistan, Iraq, iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, and increasingly Egypt, have gone from fairly progressive countries to beds of terror impacting the entire planet.  Nothing good comes from those environments today.  Obama’s appeasement to the radical Islamic states such as Iran and Palestine have only empowered and escalated “rogue” terrorists in the United States and Europe.  We don’t need this philosophy festering in environments that promote it.  We need more Israels.

Additionally, this was done at a time when it could have just as easily been put off a month to allow the incoming President to determine the direction he wanted to pursue for next four to eight years.  Instead, Obama intentionally created an issue they will have to fix, with absolutely nothing to gain by doing it.  That’s just petty.

Not that this president has ever done anything petty before.  Obama needs to be called out for his childish temper tantrum.